WITH A PASSION: Archive

“Simply, diminish that flinch.”

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

ADMIRAL ACKBAR SAW YOUR STATUS UPDATE A MILE AWAY

update: points if you can name the inspiration for this post You see a puzzling status that you don’t know what to do with. The feeling sets in, the feeling that tells you it’s a trap. It’s not intentional, just a harmless quip by the person. But if you Like it, or comment, or anything, it says something about you. And you obviously read too much into everything.

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

Mustang Halle: Does anyone else find the beginning... →

mustanghalle: Paul Rudd just…doesn’t have friends. Any of them! Especially male friends, but really any. The movie is on TV on right now and it is just so depressing. He’s terribly alone. He never had a best friend. His dad’s best friend is his brother. I can’t watch this! He’s just a shell of a person. He… That’s why the movie connected so well. The secret horror shared by Apatow...

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

My Favorite Song of The Year? But only the... →

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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ALTERNATE TITLE THEATER: The Fighter

AND YOU THOUGHT POWDER WAS A WHITE MOVIE FENWAY AND THE CELTICS ARENA ARE THE ONLY DE-SEGREGATED PARTS OF BOSTON CHRISTIAN BALE CAN BE THE GREATEST ACTOR OF HIS TIME, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU PUT HIM UP NEXT TO MARKIE MARK.

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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Apple Store Stories

It used to be that in-store stereos were just for people testing things out. Not the employees making the people waiting for the genius bar suffer through shitty disco music. Now if you try and turn an in-store stereo off, you get the inquisition from an employee, like you offended The Steve.

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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That's all I know.

If only I could explain what just happened. Her name was Isabel. She was in trouble, but only willing to say she was lost. She said that she was from Portugal. She needed to get to the Jefferson L stop. She’s a newly minted Aunt to a serenely calm baby girl. She got to her train, I made sure of that.

Dec 18th

Dec 17th

BETTER TITLE: AFTER A YEAR OF FAIL, OBAMA MAY GET... →

Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

A half-read book is a half-finished love affair.

fuckyeahquotemachine: - David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas via Katatie

Dec 15th

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a plus one to a movie is just a ticket that can be...

Turns out that I grossly overestimated the interest my friends have in seeing Tron: Legacy in IMAX 3D. Saturday early evening at Lincoln Center, anybody?

Dec 15th

from a month or so ago, a conversation I thought...

Me: hey, could you figure out if it was a date?
J: no, because if there's anything i'm worse at than gauging the intentions of women, it's getting those women to reveal their intentions
Me: If I had a drink, I'd commiserate/toast to that.
J: i slept with a lot of women at [REDACTED], but in the real world it's way harder. plus, when i become a boyfriend, i'm really good at it; but in the dating phase leading up to it, i'm like a fucking retard
Me: i'm right there with you. except you know, about the first part, not as much there ...  So here's an empty iced coffee cup toast. See, that's the thing, "Just You Wait And See, I'm A Great Boyfriend" needs to be a meme.
J: haha 
Me: I'ma Boyfriend The Bejesus Outta You shirts.
J: haha

Dec 15th

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